How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Enjoy the penises
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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