I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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