Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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