How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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