And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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