that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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