I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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