Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize