What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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