I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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