I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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