She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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