I got chris browned last night
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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