at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Randomize