I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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