Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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