Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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