Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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