check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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