apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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