i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize