Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I will be naked everywhere
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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