i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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