Plan B is the new Plan A
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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