wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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