Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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