i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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