everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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