hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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