You work out of a Hotel?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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