Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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