To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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