i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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