This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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