I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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