We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Do I have a choice?
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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