so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Your cock deserves a montage
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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