Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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