yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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