Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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