Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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