He told me they were just razor bumps!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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