Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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