Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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