3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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