it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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