Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I need to calm my uterus...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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