Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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