Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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