I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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